WEIRPIG

At this time of year we like to Spare a thought for the "Weirpigs" of this world, like Kevin Bacon, Kiefer or Tubbs from the league of gentlemen by attaching sellotape to our noses then photoshopping it out.
Voila! Le Weirpig magnifique!

CIRCLE OF FOOLS

The Chinese Jewish Scottish Artist formally known as Meng MacMengstein has today sold her masterpiece "Circle of fools"
for an estimated $15.7 gazillion at Sotheby's New York. She was unavailable for comment after being arrested in connection
with the murder of two hitchhikers in the Hoboken area.