The i-banana
New York (Thursday 16th, 2006) – The launch of the iBanana a 4GB hard-drive based music player designed to challenge the market dominance of the iPod.
Light weight and banana sized, the device, which is being manufactured by Idiot sans savant of Ultimate Prosperity Electronics in Guangdong province China, is expected to capitalize on the burgeoning demand for natural products that’s been seen across a variety of product categories.
Slated to hit retail on Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year, analysts are already expecting it to light up the holiday shopping season.
“Frankly, we thought the combination of a solid-state music device and a potassium rich, fat free food was unbeatable.” said Stephen Rutterford, inventor of the iBanana.
posted by Stephen Rutterford @ 9:08 AM
2 Comments:
Dear Mr. Rutterford,
I thank you for including me in the iBannan beta. And I'm not one to complain but I find mine rather bruised and mushy at this point. Do let me know when you'll be putting one out in orange with a fetching rind.
Steve,
How about something a bit more funky - starfruit, maybe, or mango? I know, ugli fruit! Maybe sharonfruit, for its interesting shape!
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